This review first appeared in the August 2026 edition of the Cruisin' News,
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Sacramento, California -- How much do you expect from a car? What makes you sit up and pay
attention?
How about a BMW 760i xDrive sedan
stickered at $174,725?
I have been reviewing motor
vehicles for decades and climbed into hundreds of cockpits. But this one
intimidated me from the start.
And no, not because of the price ...
although the words HANDLE WITH CARE accompanied me from the moment I saw it.
What intimidated me was that the
car was packed with so much ... and stood ready to take on more. In a full week with the vehicle, I'm not sure
I really scratched the surface.
Sure, the windshield wipers worked
and the variable driving modes were spot-on.
But beyond that were dozens upon
dozens of features to try out. I
eventually got to a lot of them, but only for a short time. Those that I did get to and liked included
voice head-up display, nearly head-to-toe massaging seats and a cool parking
assist.
And there were other perks that
were interesting, but I'm not sure I needed some of them, even at my advanced age. That would include automatic soft-close
doors.
Did I get a chance to program
various functions into the vehicle? How
about software updates/upgrades? Nope.
Ran out of time.
Bottom line: This BMW is so packed
with technology, electronic marvels and luxurious perks that one is inclined
to ask if special permission is needed to drive it.
Oh, as for driving, it's
amazing. How to describe it?
Picture yourself in a rolling bank
vault that doubles as a presidential
suite in a five-star hotel. Yeah, solid
and secure to the max, with super-spoiling luxury.
You want power? Plenty of that too.
The 4.4-liter, TwinPower Turbo V-8
is rated at 536 horsepower. Torque tops
at 553 foot-pounds at a mere 1,800 revolutions per minute.
It's a different kind of power,
however.
The vehicle is so solid and
noise-reducing that hard accelerations feel like an easy jog in the park. You
do get a realization of the power when you are quietly blowing past cars that
seem glued to the pavement.
While it takes some juice to get
this big-shouldered sedan moving, the fuel mileage rating is not terrible: 18
miles per gallon in the city and 25 mpg on the highway.
It's a superb highway
cruiser. Frankly, if it was mine to
keep, I'd probably avoid taking it into tight city parking garages, lest a
careless motorist would scratch the exquisite paint job.
So, there you have it: the
ultimate luxury machine for the financially fortunate pleasure seeker.
A bit beyond my means. But I enjoyed my week on Fantasy Island.