Minivans are
the punch lines to many an automotive joke these days, looked upon as some
relic of baby boomer vacations past.
I’m not in that
joke-cracking crowd, and to be honest, I looked at the recently tested
2015 Toyota Sienna SE Premium front-driver with no small amount of
wistfulness. In my head, I thought:
“Where were you when I really needed
you?
Sure, I rented
minivans for various family outings when the kids were small. But they weren’t anything like this primo
Sienna.
The tester had room
eight passengers and side doors that could be powered open/closed with the push of a
button on the key fob. Interior space
was generous. Wall-to-wall leather. Power features to the max. A rear seat entertainment
system offered dual-view screenings of Blu-Ray discs.
SIGH!
Just think how
much easier this would have made a daylong drive with the kids back in the
day. Yeah, you young families don’t know
how good you have it these days, by cracky!
All this rolling
family fun and luxury doesn’t come cheap. The
tested Sienna started at $39,680, but it was sufficiently stuffed with enough
features to justify that price.
The Sienna's 3.5-liter V-6 rated at 266 horsepower is not a tire-shredder, but I think most will find it more than adequate for the tasks required of a minivan.
The Sienna's 3.5-liter V-6 rated at 266 horsepower is not a tire-shredder, but I think most will find it more than adequate for the tasks required of a minivan.
Fuel mileage
ratings are, shall we say, somewhat UGH!
The Sienna drinks the fuel at a rate of 18 miles per gallon in the city
and 25 mpg on the highway. With California gas prices
currently rising at the approximate speed of nuclear fission, that’s something
to consider at the dealership.
The Sienna’s
design is classic minivan, but I was definitely struck at how low it
rides. Kids and various small adults can
climb into the thing without damaging shins or overstretching thigh muscles. Good to know.
Interior audio
projection was most impressive, the better to keep your young passengers sufficiently focused and entertained while the driver handles the important motoring chores. Also worth noting: a large army of airbags all around the interior.
In sum, the
Sienna is a four-star example of the rather remarkable evolution of minivans
over the past generation or so.
But I’m still
asking: “Where have you been all my life, beautiful?”